Lnor says

“I like turtle butt”

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Friday, January 30th, 2009 Uncategorized No Comments

An important video

I have received information that it is no longer Christmas, and therefore this blog needs to be updated. So this post is to wish you a Merry Martin Luther King Jr. Day. In celebration, here is an important video that every American should watch.

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Thursday, January 15th, 2009 Uncategorized 1 Comment

Merry Christmas

Someone said “ship it!” and I misunderstood, so I’m on a ship until after Christmas.  Since I know millions of people’s lives are not complete without checking this blog for updates several times a day, here is something to tide you over.



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Friday, December 19th, 2008 Uncategorized No Comments

You must use the force

The greatest YouTube video ever.  Or at least today.

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Monday, November 3rd, 2008 Uncategorized 3 Comments

Lnor says

‘”Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac”? I don’t remember putting that on my wishlist.’

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Friday, October 31st, 2008 Uncategorized 1 Comment


If you ____ your brains out, you will be immune from zombies.


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Sunday, May 11th, 2008 Uncategorized No Comments

The Ruins of Ur’vine

Lost for many years, the city of Ur’vine was once thought to be mythical. There are untold ancient tombs, crypts, temples, homes, and sacrificial office parks that have long since been claimed by jungle.

On a recent excursion with my trusty jungle trekking dog, J.D., seen here,


we came across this stairway. I believe it was once used for dark rituals of the sort not spoken of in polite company. Even today, the stench of copy machine toner is strong. Now, it is almost completely hidden by the lush rainforest undergrowth.


Sadly, there was no time to explore further. As it is well known that Ur’vine is full of poison dart traps and giant rolling stone balls, I will not explore this ancient site further until I have my bullwhip and fedora handy.

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Thursday, March 6th, 2008 Uncategorized 2 Comments

In Bed

Lnor’s fortune cookie: “You have a deep interest in all that is artistic (in bed)”

Duh.  I already knew she was interested in good strokes.

This morning, lying in bed, Lnor said, “If you don’t get up, I won’t get up, so get moving already.”

My reply, “So let me get this straight.  I’m in bed with a naked girl and you think I’m going to leave?”

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Sunday, February 10th, 2008 Uncategorized No Comments

There’s no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 Uncategorized 1 Comment

Dust in the wind

Her, writing a blog post: “Why can’t I delete this period? What is that?”

Me: “That’s a speck of dust”

Her: “…”


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Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 Uncategorized No Comments